Kristen’s Quickies

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What was she suppose to say? “For the LOVE OF GOD! DON’T MAKE ME GO!!!”

Tom Cruise admits that he wasn’t expecting Katie Holmes to leave him. But he adds, quote, “Life is a challenge. To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you . . . that’s what life is. Life is tragicomic. You need a certain sense of humor.”

This could be completely bogus, but a gossip website claims that Katy Perry was making out with her ex-husband Russell Brand at a place called Soho House in Los Angeles.

There have been some rumors lately that Chris Brown and Rihanna broke up. But Rihanna had a show Monday night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, and Chris watched most of it from the VIP area.

On “Letterman” last night, Lindsay Lohan got grilled about why she is not in rehab yet. She said she’s starting her 90-day rehab stint on May 2nd. She also called rehab, quote, “a blessing not a curse.” Dave grilled Lindsay on whether or not she’s an addict, and what she’s addicted to, but she didn’t give him any real answers.

President Obama has been deemed the most literate of the 10 most-followed celebrities on Twitter. Katy Perry and Lady Gaga were close behind. Their Tweets clock in at about a sixth-grade level. Justin Bieber finished dead last. His Tweets aren’t even above a first-grade level.

Radaronline reports that Jessica Simpson’s mom Tina was so devastated when she found out hubby Joe was cheating on her with a man that she wrote a suicide note in which she threatened to not only kill herself, but to shoot Joe over his infidelities. She didn’t destroy the letter and a source says Joe found it. He gave to his divorce lawyer to use as a bargaining tool for a settlement.

“Breaking Bad” will come to an end this summer . . . but “TV Guide” says there could be a spin-off, starring Bob Odenkirk’s character, Saul Goodman. There are no deals in place yet, but supposedly Bob would be interested.

Alec Baldwin may be the next late night host. reports that NBC has been in talks with Baldwin about possibly taking over the 1:35 am hour, currently held by Last Call with Carson Daly.


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