I think Nicole Scherzinger just booked a plane ticket.
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn both admitted yesterday that they’re a couple. They simultaneously posted similar messages on Facebook, saying they started off as friends and became closer over the last few months.
Lindsay Lohan copped a plea yesterday on charges that she lied to police after wrecking a Porsche last summer. She’ll spend 90 days in a LOCKDOWN rehab facility. She’ll also do 30 days of community service and undergo 18 months of psychotherapy.
The website FunnyOrDie.com made a Steve Jobs movie called “iSteve”, starring Justin Long in the title role. It’s premiering ONLINE on April 15th. The guy who wrote and directed it says, quote, “In true Internet fashion, it’s not based on very thorough research.”
Pink interrupted a recent show to figure out why a young girl was crying. Apparently there was some sort of FIGHT in the crowd. Pink made sure everything was cool, and gave the girl a frog toy and a Rice Krispies treat to make her feel better.
There are rumors that the Black Eyed Peas are replacing Fergie. . . temporarily. A “source” says the group is, quote, “secretly” auditioning female singers right now.
Justin Timberlake will release The 20/20 Experience Volume 2 this November.
The creators of History’s “Bible” miniseries deny speculation that they intentionally made Satan resemble Obama. Meanwhile, the History Channel released this statement: Quote, “[We have] the highest respect for President Obama. It’s unfortunate that anyone made this false connection.”