Kristen’s Quickies

Oh no she didn’t!

Miley Cyrus went on Twitter to deny that she called off her wedding . . . despite rumors that Liam Helmsworth cheated on her last month with January Jones.


The “Star” tabloid says Kim Kardashian has gained 65 pounds since getting pregnant, and she’s REALLY worried.  A so-called “source” says she’s up to 185 pounds, she’s eating and crying uncontrollably.  Therefore, as soon as the baby is born, she’s going directly under the knife and spending millions of dollars to, quote, “get everything lifted.”


Dennis Rodman’s rep says Dennis will go back to North Korea within the next six months, and he wants to broker a peace deal between Kim Jong Un and President Obama. Dennis is also sorry he spoke so highly of Kim Jong Un and his father Kim Jong Il, without really understanding the scope of their human rights violations.


Sitcom legend Valerie Harper. . . who played Rhoda Morgenstern on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and the spin-off“Rhoda” . . . has a rare, inoperable type of brain cancer, and has as little as THREE MONTHS to live.  She’s 73 years old.


The “New York Post” reports that NBC is “grooming” Howard Stern to replace Jimmy Fallon on “Late Night”.  That’s assuming Fallon is headed to “The Tonight Show” when Jay Leno’s contract is up next year.  There’s no official comment from Stern or anyone at NBC.


Bruno Mars just earned his first #1, as “Unorthodox Jukebox” sold 95,000 copies last week, most of which came as digital downloads thanks to a $1.99 sale on Amazon.


Sixteen months after splitting from Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore is finally ready to file her own divorce papers. Kutcher filed for divorce in December, but Demi waited, hoping to reach a confidential settlement with her ex.


Kanye West is mad at MTV for ranking him seventh on their list of the Hottest MCs. He said, “Yeah, number seven bothers me. It’s definitely not about a body of work.”


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