Kristen’s Quickies

I am so glad that I finally got a chance to use my stock Weird Al picture.

Forget about the breakup rumors: Rihanna is celebrating her 25th birthday in Hawaii . . . with Chris Brown.  And they were spotted cuddling and holding hands on the beach.

Ron Jeremy is out of the hospital and on the mend after suffering a heart aneurysm last month.  He’s even eating healthy, which he says is, quote, “depressing, but it’s keeping me alive.”

The Oscars will not be called the “Academy Awards” any more.  The Academy decided to “rebrand” the show by just calling it “The Oscars”.

Mark Hamill says George Lucas is, quote, “talking to us” about returning for “Star Wars 7”.  By “us”, we assume he also means Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher.  He also said that if any of them decide not to, their roles WON’T be recast.  Their characters would then just be written out of the story.

Mel B. . . a.k.a. Scary Spice. . . will take Sharon Osbourne’s seat at the judges’ table on “America’s Got Talent”.  She’ll sit alongside Howard Stern and Howie Mandel.

“Star” magazine claims Britney Spears doesn’t even sing on her own albums anymore. Britney’s camp hasn’t commented.

It looks like Lady Gaga is doing good after going under the knife for her hip injury., has gone under the knife.

Weird Al Yankovic says the only person who has said no “consistently” to his parodies is . . . Prince.  But he doesn’t mind because there are plenty of other artists who “HAVE a sense of humor.”


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