Canadians don’t WANT to hate the Super Bowl…but they do!
Their version of football has three downs, 20-yard end-zones with the goal posts in the front, and players making like $50,000 salaries but they still LOVE to watch the Super Bowl.
But there’s a big problem. They don’t get our COMMERCIALS . . . which is what most people REALLY want to see. They get Canadian commercials, which, ya know, don’t really compare.
There are two main options. One, they find a place where a U.S. feed of the game is illegally streaming online. Or two, if they live close enough to the border, they can buy a large antenna to try to pick up the CBS broadcast.
They could also wait three minutes and look up the commercials on YouTube, but who wants to wait THAT long?