I want him to paint me a “happy little cloud” for the rest of my life.

I stole this from Buzzfeed…it’s too good not to share! I LOVE Bob Ross! I have never painted along with him but I love watching him paint his “happy little clouds”. Here are 20 life lessons that Bob has taught us!

If Ozzy can’t make a marriage work who can?!

On her Facebook page, Jada Pinkett responded to talk that she and Will Smith have an open marriage.  She says, quote, “Will and I BOTH can do WHATEVER we want, because we TRUST each other to do so.  This does NOT mean we have an open relationship . . . this means we have a GROWN one.”

Jimmy Kimmel officiated the vow renewal ceremony of Matt Damon and his wife.  Celebrity guests included Ben Affleck with Jennifer Garner, Chelsea Clinton, Chris Hemsworth and John Krasinski with Emily Blunt.

Ozzy Osbourne posted a message on Facebook admitting that he’d relapsed, and was using drugs and alcohol for 18 months.  But he also said he’s 44 days sober.  He said he’s been, quote, “an A-hole” to his family, but added that he and Sharon are NOT divorcing.

Danny Woodburn has been cast as Master Splinter in the new “Ninja Turtles” sequel that hits theaters next summer.  You might recognize him as Kramer’s friend Mickey on “Seinfeld”.  He was also one of the dwarves in “Mirror Mirror”.

Rihanna canceled a scheduled show in Houston last night.  There’s no word from Rihanna, but the promoter said it was canceled “as a result of illness.”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been living on separate continents, and the arrangement may turn out to be permanent. Kanye has been living in Paris since February, and is thinking about moving there full- time. But Kim isn’t planning on moving overseas because her commitments to her family and her reality shows are in L.A.

NBC is working on a kids’ version of their hit singing competition The Voice. Last week the network announced casting calls in New York, LA and Dallas for 8-14-year-olds.

Worst super villains ever.

A few unsavory characters broke into the student union at the University of North Carolina a few weeks ago and made off with a $1,000 sculpture!  The thieves weren’t hard to spot on security video- one was wearing a lobster costume, and the other was dressed as a banana!  According to the tape, four men (including the costumed crooks) entered the building through an unlocked door around 3 am on April 1^st and stole a wooden sculpture.  A representative from the student union says no charges will be filed if the piece of art is returned unharmed, but the school’s Department of Public Safety is treating the case as a criminal incident.  The thieves have yet to be identified, suggesting that while their costumes were ridiculous, they may have done the trick!

Cyclops from the X-Men has a perfectly good reason for wearing his glasses/goggles. It’s not because he likes to view the world in red, it’s because its the only thing that can contain his heat vision! Apparently this cat just doesn’t care about that….

This was making WORLD WIDE news so we knew that we had to talk about this…

A community in Terre Haute is up in arms after the family of a recently deceased blind woman killed her healthy guide dog so he could be buried alongside her.

The woman died of cancer on March 8 and after telling her children that she wanted her loyal Labrador, to be buried along with her. However, the dog was a healthy 5-year-old dog.

To fulfill his mother’s wish, her son put the dog down and buried the animal with his mother a few days after her death. Andy began to receive death threats from the town as well as members of his own family.

A veterinary assistant at the local animal Hospital said, “the neighborhood was really angry. People were saying they should burn in hell.”

Sadly, this is not the first time this has happened.

Where do you stand on this?

I guess I am just getting old because I am starting to look down on the younger generations, so excuse me if you have heard this before.

“In my day”…I never would have worn something like this to Prom! I wore a full length light blue dress that had thin straps and I thought it was very pretty. These dresses are ridiculous! Who is letting their kid wear one of these out of the house?

Do you have any rules about what your daughter can/can’t wear to Prom?

What was she suppose to say? “For the LOVE OF GOD! DON’T MAKE ME GO!!!”

Tom Cruise admits that he wasn’t expecting Katie Holmes to leave him. But he adds, quote, “Life is a challenge. To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you . . . that’s what life is. Life is tragicomic. You need a certain sense of humor.”

This could be completely bogus, but a gossip website claims that Katy Perry was making out with her ex-husband Russell Brand at a place called Soho House in Los Angeles.

There have been some rumors lately that Chris Brown and Rihanna broke up. But Rihanna had a show Monday night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, and Chris watched most of it from the VIP area.

On “Letterman” last night, Lindsay Lohan got grilled about why she is not in rehab yet. She said she’s starting her 90-day rehab stint on May 2nd. She also called rehab, quote, “a blessing not a curse.” Dave grilled Lindsay on whether or not she’s an addict, and what she’s addicted to, but she didn’t give him any real answers.

President Obama has been deemed the most literate of the 10 most-followed celebrities on Twitter. Katy Perry and Lady Gaga were close behind. Their Tweets clock in at about a sixth-grade level. Justin Bieber finished dead last. His Tweets aren’t even above a first-grade level.

Radaronline reports that Jessica Simpson’s mom Tina was so devastated when she found out hubby Joe was cheating on her with a man that she wrote a suicide note in which she threatened to not only kill herself, but to shoot Joe over his infidelities. She didn’t destroy the letter and a source says Joe found it. He gave to his divorce lawyer to use as a bargaining tool for a settlement.

“Breaking Bad” will come to an end this summer . . . but “TV Guide” says there could be a spin-off, starring Bob Odenkirk’s character, Saul Goodman. There are no deals in place yet, but supposedly Bob would be interested.

Alec Baldwin may be the next late night host. Deadline.com reports that NBC has been in talks with Baldwin about possibly taking over the 1:35 am hour, currently held by Last Call with Carson Daly.

Justin Bieber’s new do looks like his hair got into a fight with a pair of scissors…and lost (obviously).

Today’s news about Justin Bieber is lighter than it has been lately.

It’s not that he has collapsed onstage, canceled a concert, attacked a paparazzo, or been banned from a club, but simply that the 19-year-old has cut his hair. That’s right, the Biebs has a new ‘do.

The “Boyfriend” singer’s new look features a partially shaved head, just like Rihanna and Miley Cyrus have both worn in recent years, and somewhat reminiscent of that totally awesome style icon, Mike Score of A Flock of Seagulls, back in the ’80s.

It’s edgier than the sideswept locks he sported when he first hit the scene as a teeny bopper, and s a lot less polished (read: gelled) than the super-styled coif he’s worn lately.

So, what do you think?

This dad found out that all us single people just want to laugh at his kid. Nailed it!

I would have made it 5 yards,  had an asthma attack and then passed out.

College football teams are holding their spring practice this month, and most of them end the two weeks of practice with a scrimmage game . . . offense against defense.

The Nebraska Cornhuskers had theirs on Saturday in front of 60,000 fans . . . and the highlight was when a seven-year-old kid named Jack Hoffman got to come onto the field.

Jack had a golf-ball-sized tumor removed in 2011 . . . and he’s still undergoing treatment for cancer.  He became friends with some of the Nebraska players while undergoing 60 weeks of chemotherapy.

So the team invited Jack to run a play in their spring game.  They called a play . . . the quarterback handed him the ball . . . and Jack ran 69 yards for a touchdown.